Colby has learned to read, write, and spell so much in the last two months. Tonight we (I) cleaned his room, read a story and turned out the lights.

Not good enough for Son number one so he begins telling me I am no fun and he is not my friend anymore.

Son number two passed out right away.

Son number one realized the being ugly was not working, especially after I prayed, again and told him to stop being ugly and go to sleep. I realized he was very tired and really just needed to lay there and he’d be out soon.

So S#1 starts this little mantra, “You are a M-O-R-O-N…”

Me, “Colby that is ugly, don’t say it again or you’ll get no TV in the morning.”

S#1, “M-O-R-O-N!”

Me, “No TV! GO to sleep!”

S#1, very quietly, “m-o-r-o-n…”

Me, “That’s it, your getting a spanking.” I spanked him and told him I love him, but calling mommy a moron is not acceptable.

S#1, “I wasn’t calling you it, I was spelling it.”

Me, “Goodnight, I love you, you are the smartest boy I know.”

He is now asleep. I’m not sure where he learned that, but I was kind of impressed he spelled it correctly.


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